Just some jokes

A blonde storms into a library and up to the librarian.

"I have a complaint. This book I took out has horrible! It had way too many characters in it and no plot whatsoever!" grumbled the blonde.

"I'm sorry to hear that," said the librarian. "Do you have the book?"

"Yes," replied the blonde. "Here it is."

She reached into her bag and put the book on the counter.

The librarian said, "So THAT'S where our phone book went!"

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A priest, a minister, and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The free market will sort it out.

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How many politicians and bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to notice it's burned out.
1 to write legislation to replace it.
20 to add pork riders.
535 to pass the bill
1 to sign the bill
1000 to write the corresponding regulations.
1 to buy the light bulb for $20,000
1 to screw the light bulb into the water faucet.