The Short Bus Rules!

Well, it's official. Dr. Ron Paul, the only major party candidate worht a damn in this election, has suspended his campaign. He has chosen to take his remaining $7.4M in funds and start a new organization to elect libertarian-minded Republicans to offices. I wish him luck, but I think he's barking up the wrong tree. More on that in a moment.

We are now down to the following candidates, the best the short bus electorate has to offer:

• John McCain, the Panamanchurian Butcher of Black Mesa, with the mob ties, Songbird, Keating 5, short temper, economic ignorance, and unconstitutional legislator.
• Barack Obama, the junior Senator from Illinois, the empty suit with the big ears.
• Bob Barr, the libertarian wannabe witch hater and drug warrior who never met a gay he didn't want to prevent from getting married.
• Chuck Baldwin, aka Ron Paul Jr, with a theocratic twist.
• Cynthia McKinney, who leads the Greens and leads the DC cops with her left hook.
• And of course, Ralph Nader, assuming he gets on enough ballots to be a factor.

The short bus electorate has shown just how retarded they truly are by giving us this pile of shit for candidates. America is truly screwed!

As for Dr. Paul, working to elect libertarian-leaning Republicans, I think he has the wrong idea. The GOP is dying, dead by 2016 at this rate, and will be the victims of a Congressional bloodbath in November. The better answer is what America really needs:

PAUL/VENTURA '08!

Suggested Reading: "The Revolution: A Manifesto" by Paul, then "Don't start the Revolution Without Me" by Ventura. Then read their other books.