Thursday, September 11, 2008

Lipstick follies

Back at her RNBC (Republican National Bullshit Convention) dog-and-pony show speech, Sarah Palin said this:

I had the privilege of living most of my life in a small town. I was just your average hockey mom and signed up for the PTA. I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.

Now, the McCain campaing is complaining about the Obama campaign stating that McCain's economic plan was bad. What Obama said:

John McCain says he's about change too, and so I guess his whole angle is, 'Watch out, George Bush -- except for economic policy, health care policy, tax policy, education policy, foreign policy, and Karl Rove-style politics -- we're really going to shake hings up in Washington.’ That's not change. That's just calling something the same thing something different. You know you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. You know you can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change, it's still going to stink after eight years. We've had enough of the same old thing.

Now, how McCain's campaign can get that to refer to Danielle Palin Quayle is beyond me. But then the McCain campaign, in expressing its outrage, said this, through spokeshole Jane Swift, former governor of Taxachusetts:

Ultimately, I think the American people will realize that calling a very prominent female governor of one of our states a pig is not exactly what we want to see when we supposedly are going to have this great debate that is the politics of hope.

So the only people that actaully called Palin a pig were the McCain campaign people.

You got that right: her own campaign partners called her a pig!

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

Of course, since Palin is also by her own admission a pit bull with lipstick, she is now unable to campaining in communities which have banned pit bulls, lipstick or not...

And since she is also a pig, by her own campaign admission, does that make her...

...wait for it...

a pit-bullied pig with lipstick?

You be the judge...

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